The River Green

Are you happy with your life at the moment?
Sure, why not... gotta keep positive!

What would your last name be if you married the last person you hugged?
Johnson. So I would be Dick Johnson Oxymoron.

What is something you disliked about your day?
Having to figure out the floor plan of my bathroom.

What's the last thing you drank?
Dr. Pepper.

What are you listening to?
The Killers.

Did you go outside for more than 30 minutes today?
Yes.

How's your hair looking?
What hair?

Anyone you would like to get things straight with?
Uh yes.

Are you worri​ed about​ anyth​ing right​ now?
Uh yes.

Gotta hickey?
No.

Last thing that touched your lips?
Dr. Pepper bottle.

Last time you laughed?
When I recorded a video of Manfred going Frankenkitty on Autumn.

What are you doing tomorrow?
The bathroom floor.

Are you okay with abortion?
It's not an opinion that I'm allowed to have, since I am without a uterus.

Happier on your own or with someone?
Little of both.

Where'd you get the shirt you are now wearing?
Gabe's.

Waiting on anything?
The Benadryl to kick in.

What shoes did you wear today?
My Mr. Rodger's shoes.

Did you have sex today?
Uh no.

Did you wake up in the middle of the night last night?
Yes. Multiple times. Just like every night.

Anything you need to do?
The dishes.

Last time you talked to your number one?
Just before she went to bed.

Relationship or hook-up?
Relationship.

Did you brush your teeth today?
Yes.

Anything hurting you now?
My knees. It's damp.

Wearing a necklace?
No.

Do you like orange juice with or without pulp?
With pulp.

Has anyone of the opposite sex hurt you emotionally or physically?
In the far distant past. Who can answer no to this question?

Ever had a busted lip?
Yes, but the other guy lost a tooth.

Have you ever cried cause you were mad?
No.


How do you feel about change?
Why? What's changing!! OMG!!!

Last time you went to the ER?
September 2007.

If you were in the hospital would your number one come see you?
Yes and she would bring my mother and fill out the paperwork. Just like last time!

Anything bothering you right now?
Well, I could stand to not have the dishes hanging over my head.

Would it hurt to see the one you like/love making out with someone else?
I've actually seen that, though the memory of that event is fuzzy and drunk... but it is one of the few things I have ever remembered while drunk...

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